Finally!!! Those kilted punk bastards from Vancouver got a live album out. And they sure as hell were in no hurry! What the hell am I saying, you may be asking? I’m saying the album was recorded three years ago up in Vancouver, B.C. January 25, 2000 otherwise known as Robbie Burns Day. I am very pleased these guys finally have something live recorded, considering they are one of the top live acts I’ve seen in the last few years! It gives those folks who have never seen a Real McKenzie show an idea of what they are missing. (And it reminds those of us who always show up drunk, a chance to hear it sober for a change!) There is also a DVD version of this concert that is a must have for any RM fan. The album has 16 tracks from everybody’s favorite chaotic kilted ceilidh band, The Real McKenzies.
The album opens up with the lads warming up with a drum/guitar/bagpipe combination designed to get all the lushes off the barstools and onto the dance floor. As soon as everybody has focused on the band, they break into “My Bonnie”, a traditional dandy every bastard should sing along to! On to the third song “Scots Wha’ Ha’e” we hear a Burns song that has been ‘updated’ by the band. Next up is “Tae The Battle”, followed by “Will Ye be Proud”, a song about being proud of your heritage, whatever that may be. Track 6 is one of my all time favorites, “King O’ Glasgow”, a song about a workin’ lad by the name of MacTavish, and about the trouble he can get in during a weekend drinkin’ bender in Glasgow. Track 7 is the “Sawney Beane Clan”, a true tale about a clan of cannibals up in the highlands years ago. “Bastards” is a song dedicated to friends, to each and everyone one! Up next is “Stone Of Kings” it’s a song about a big rock the English stole from the Scots years ago. Ancient kings of Scotland were crowned upon the Stone of Scone back in the day. (And for anyone keeping score, the rock has been returned!) The next song on the Real McKenzie menu is “Scottish & Proud” and I’m sure you get the idea what it’s about without even hearing it! Track 11 is “Haggises”, Track 12 is “Another Round”, Track 13 “Auld Mrs. Hunt”, and as Paul McKenzie points out, it’s an old Glaswegian limerick, about 85 seconds long, so you know it’s fucking good! Track 14 is “Thistle Boy”, a great live song, and fun is to slam to (either in the pit, at the bar, or in the taxi/bus, on your way home from a RM gig!!) On track 15, “Auld Lang Syne” (another Burns song) we finally hear a confession from the band…..They’re piss drunk!!! Did I mention piss drunk? The final track on the album is an old traditional titled “Loch Lommond”. You take the high road, and I’ll take the low road…………..
February 2003
Review and Scottish history lesson provided by Professor Brian Gillespie (S’n’O Lush Dept.)